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Afroman – Crazy Rap Lyrics

I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.

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Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.

Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.

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I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin with a 2 x 4.

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Well, I was standin on the corner sellin rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.

But first, Ima start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)

from the albumThe Good Times Copyright: Writer(s): Joseph Foreman

He was feelin his way down the street with this stick, right?

Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick til the shit turned white.

Dont be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

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He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said

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So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.

(Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?

I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin like a ZEBRA!

Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her til she turned into a white albino.

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

See, I met this woman from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs

Feelin high as hell flyin through Palmdale, skatin on Dayton rims.

Met this lady in Michigan; I cant wait til I fuck that bitch again.

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If my tapes and my cds just dont sell, I bet my caddy will

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everybody just crowd around the mic, Ill tell you all these mutha-fuckin jokes.

Feelin high as hell flyin through Palmdale, skatin on Dayton rims.

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. Im a fuck that bitch just one more time.

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what Im sayin?

So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo, fucked so long, I grew a fuckin afro.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby thats all we need.

So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.

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Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby thats all we need.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby thats all we need.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby thats all we need.

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I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.

You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.

Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?

Fine young thing, said her names Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.

Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.

I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

But I aint mad at her prejudiced dad, thats the best damn pussy I ever had.

Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.

I met this The Good Times in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.

I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs

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Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.

So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.

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So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.

That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!

Feelin high as hell flyin through Palmdale, skatin on Dayton rims.

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.

If my tapes and my cds just dont sell, I bet my caddy will.

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, Ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me.

When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs

So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

If my tapes and my cds just dont sell, I bet my caddy will.

I wanna get married, but I cant afford it. I know Ima cry when she gets deported.

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